confederosexual

A confederate who is only attracted to his/her cousins.

"Did you hear? Nik is a confederosexual!"

"I had a feeling since he's always sucking face with his cousin and saying "those damn liberals"."

by Thedreammemeteam April 19, 2018

confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake

That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.

by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018

Confess to crush day

On October 27th, it’s confess to crush day. If you are crushing on someone, that day will be the day you tell them.

Noah: Dude, it’s confess to crush day. You have to tell her about your feelings.
You: Oh sh!t...

by secretperson😶 October 4, 2020

strip confetti

The often explicit cards for hookers, escorts, strippers etc. that are handed out by vegas crickets on the Las Vegas strip. They get dropped on the street in large quantities producing litter like confetti.

Notice how every kid on Las Vegas boulevard walks along looking down? They're staring at the strip confetti. Probably the first pictures of naked women they've ever seen.

by SomethingMild January 14, 2010

Sandwich Conveyer Belt

3-5 men spooning and feeding each other sandwiches over their shoulders

Hey bros! Let’s get together and make a Sandwich Conveyer Belt

by SandwichManjr March 7, 2023

Stick shift Confession

The act of admitting to lewd acts performed within the confines of a vehicle.

Kim and John had sexual intercourse in Johns' car, this is their stick shift confession.

by TUNEMOD3 April 16, 2014

Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

by Mr. Kohfay February 3, 2010