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youtube commenter

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.
Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
by thepragmatist July 24, 2015
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comment whore

A person on Myspace, Friendster, Downelink, Melo, Livejournal, ect. Who IM's you every .5 seconds reminding you to comment on their new blog. Usualy resorts it people blocking you on AIM
Becky: I GOT NEW PICTURES! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BLOG COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW BRAIN! COMMENT!
Becky: I GOT A NEW FRIEND! COMMENT!
Becky: LOOK AT MY 15 YEAR OLD ASS ON MYSPACE AND COMMENT!
Becky: OMG LIKE MY NEW BLOG IS TOTALY HOT!
Becky: I POSTED A PICTURE COMMENT!
(Entire text above was sent in less than 5 seconds)
Chris: SHUT UP! *BLOCK*
by ChrisR December 17, 2004
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like, comment and subscribe

What YouTube fags say at the end of every video to make sure people remember to. Normally used by famous YouTubers and wannabes.
Youtuber :"Remember to like, comment and subscribe!"
Comments:"Lol what a fag"
by Itsu0 October 13, 2015
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cockumentum

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.
(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!
by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004
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Comment Vomit

1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.

ie. Facebook status's or photos

2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.
Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.

My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.
by AMchickentitsPU December 12, 2009
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commentariat

A collective term referring to news analysts and commentators.
The war on terror is consistently referred to as the single most divisive political issue by the commentariat.
by Bowtie42 August 26, 2007
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Comment Talk

To carry out a conversation via a myspace comment; Usually while already talking to that same person on AIM.
Dude, i was comment talking with megan last, and she said she'd totally do me, and that was at the same time we were instant messaging!
by zac archer January 19, 2009
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