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Cloud Computing

A term that basically describes the many loss of IT jobs.

Back in the good ol' days, manpower was required to get work done. These days, you just need a bunch of Indians (From India) who follow a scripted business model, and offer, or at least what they consider, a "service".

The large volume of third-world competition has not only decimated industry-level wages by about 40%, but has also eliminated thousands of previously existing jobs.

Simply put, if you are considering a career in IT, stay away! All of us who are now in IT are wishing we had chosen a different career path as we do not know if there will be a career for us in the long-term.
2008 (new student intake class) - professor speaking: "There are MANY jobs in IT! You will all start at over $60,000 per year! STARTING! You kids were smart to make this choice!

2011 (graduates) - outcome: Average starting wages fell to around 35-40k per year.

"Gee golly, sir, I sure do love being taken advantage of by my employer due to the shitty economic climate!"

Another example:
A student looks for a job, only to discover that all "junior" entry-level positions, require 3-5 years of industry-level experience. Life is so not fair sometimes.

A dude gets rejected after his 4th interview for requesting a livable wage:
"cloud computing can kiss my ass!"
by bluemuffin June 11, 2012
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compalining

It is where Sarah Palin complains how unfair she is treated by the Liberal gotcha media. She does her best to avoid this by only answereing pre-approved questions and topics in front of friendly media interviews, like the Fox news Channel.
Sarah Palin had first compalining in front of the national media when Katie Couric asked her tough unfair sexist questions like :

What books and magazines do you read?

Can you explain the Bush doctrine (even though she wholely supports it)?

Can you name the three countries in North America? In regaurds to NAFTA.

Or any other question that is well beyond her intellegence, she has not been coached for by the Republican national Committee, but still easy enough for any contestant to answer on the t.v. game show "Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?"
by I can hear her from t.v.. June 17, 2010
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Commiting toaster bath

Getting in the bath tun with a toaster plugged in and um ur just taking the easy way out fr fr fam
Bru he really commiting toaster bath
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Cloud computing

Computer resources deliverable as services over internet is cloud computing.
cloud computing is computer resources deliver over internet
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coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman
He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.
by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008
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Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)
Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."
by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012
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Compililation

Compililation: (cum-pie-i-lay-shon)...to compile different things together. Like a cook book or as my friend has a ton of amazing home remedies!!! She has a "Compililation" of kick ass home remedies!!!
My friend has a"compililation of kick ass home remedies.
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