An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
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A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
OR
A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
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A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
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You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
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