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Communism works

Something that does not make sense
by Donald_nut July 7, 2018
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communi-tea

A tea cup bought by one person in a school cafeteria, which he drinks and then lets his friends get the free refills.
Me:Yo Scottie get a communi-tea for me and Spence!!!
by JohnCutty December 30, 2005
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Communicate

That thing that people in healthy relationships supposedly do.
Chris- “Man, I really wish my girlfriend would just communicate and tell me what’s going on.”

John- “Is that even possible?”
by Chief of Words June 17, 2020
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communication

carrier pigeon
phone call
owl mail
air writing
birthday card
xmas card
letter
postcard
post it note
myspace
bebo
facebook
air mail
sea post
regular mail
sms message
video call
video message
blog
email
bulletins
posters
advertisements
billboards
chinese whispers
look at that owl, replacing more traditional methods of communication such as carrier pigeons way before ink and email and phones were invented.

lets send our mail by air and sea. airs faster!!
by Erinxoxo November 16, 2007
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Communism

An established form of government in which all men are created and treated as equals... except I'm more equal than you.
"Excuse me, could you please pass the salt?"

"No, we're equal, get it yourself."
by Marl Karx May 7, 2005
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Communism

A stateless, classless, and moneyless utopia in which sex is shared communally by everyone. Everyone gets an equal share of sex. Every person in the masses of the population will have sex with each other in one giant orgy under communism after that the cum from ejaculation that dripped on the floor will be distributed equally for everyone to eat, drink, get kinky with, and enjoy!
Why do you hate communism so much?”

“I WAS FORCED INTO ONE GIANT ORGY AND I HAD TO SWALLOW MY OWN CUM!”
by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022
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Gay race communism

by Goofygoofball44 July 15, 2023
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