commando bling 

Being phototographed from such an angle that it appears as though one is naked, except for one or more pieces of jewelry. Preferably, jewelry is large and sparkly.

One might be described as going commando bling when, while wearing a strapless dress, they are photgraphed from the shoulders up so that only skin and sparkly jewelry shows.

commando bling by jfroggie77 January 11, 2011

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

commando push up by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

commando noob 

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.

"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"

commando noob by HMAR December 7, 2006

commando pro 

Commando Pro is one better than commando. If you go commando you go without underwear, to go commando pro you let everyone know by having your flies undone. For maximum effect go for discrete public exposure.

(Whilst walking in Nicholson's Centre):

Wife: Why's that girl giving you a horrid look like she's sucking a lemon?
You: Don't worry, I must have forgotten to do my zip up and you know I'm commando.
Wife: You mean commando pro

commando pro by eneville August 9, 2010

Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

Commando Thursday by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

Commando Noob 

Somebody that uses the commando in black ops with these features

A supressor
A reflex sight with a customized reticle, reticle color, and lens
A camo of any sort
A clan tag and or an emblem

Usually, this type of noob camps. They rarely sprint and try to be sneaky. This noob is most common in search and destroy.

Player 1: "Did you see that guy?"

Player 2: "Yeah, that commando noob had a green smiley face in his reflex sight."

Commando Noob by Guest1234 December 9, 2011

commando pant sag 

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

commando pant sag by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021