KARLKOZZI COMET

Definition

When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort

Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.

by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022

Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet

Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .

by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023

Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

shoe comet

toilet paper stuck to your shoe and trailing out behind you as you leave the bathroom.

As she walked out of the bathroom, Barbara was so inebriated that she didn't notice the shoe comet trailing behind her.

by drdiva August 21, 2009