A porn coma is when you masturbate and a large amount of time passes without you realizing. This usually makes you stupidly late for important events.
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In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.
In arising from your CoD Coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.
"Dude, I was in my CoD Coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn't go to sleep until like 4 in the morning."
"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."
"Bro me too, when awoke from my CoD Coma I was hungry enough to eat a man's dick off."
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The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
The U.S. Government's equivalent to Peter Baelish from Game of Thrones (until he got fired). A powerful manipulator whose loyalties are unknown.
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Get the coma beard mug." I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."
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Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive
Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive
Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.
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