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columbian creampie

Like a standard creampie but with a twist... It a requires a room full of cocaine hungry whores and one dirty bastard that has the some (cociaine). He picks a girl, blows a load of cocaine up her using a rolled up piece of paper then has sex with that girl and cums inside her. The other girls in the room then lick the cum from that girl hoping to get some cocaine. Fantastic.
I ran outta coke last night, was in a hotel room with a load of whores and ended up doing a columbian creampie.
by Phil T. and Jim Rim October 18, 2007
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columbian cum mountain

when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.
that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?
by cumstriker May 13, 2010
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columbia high school

a good place. sorta. school for lazy people that still wanna get good grades. full of slackers. a bit dangerous but not really. worst football team. ever. good boys soccer. amazing fencing.
by margaux stinky April 8, 2007
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Columbia College

A film school in Chicago, Columbia COLLEGE is a much different beast than Columbia UNIVERSITY. People who don't make the distinction run the risk of expectations falling flat when the difference comes to be known.

While not a prestigious college, Columbia College is still the largest art/film school in the country and is synonymous with such names as Kanye West, Andy Dick, and Pat Sajack.

The attendance in past years has skyrocketed with GPAs ranging from 1.0-4.0, which can at times be discouraging. Just know that if you're an intellectual attending the school, you aren't alone and you will notice that the idiots mostly drop off after freshman year. Those who are serious generally succeed.
Guy 1: "I can't believe how stupid these kids are in my class at Columbia College."

Guy 2: "Yeah... but you have to admit, it's a nice view of Lake Michigan."
by Tavis June 30, 2008
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columbian sickness

what occurs when your nose gets stuffed up and/or you get the sniffles from doing too much cocaine
"I got the columbian sickness from last nights bender"
by B Shizzzzzle December 2, 2009
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Columbian Chocolate

During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob
Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate

Girl: I’d love to eat shit
by whenyousearch"hi"onUD February 24, 2021
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Columbian Bonfire

The act of setting fire to approximately thirty pounds of marijuana laced with cocaine in a room with all the windows and doors shut and then letting it all burn slowly while four or more people engage in sexual intercourse around the fire, all while The Mars Volta is playing in the background.
Hey Juan, did you get invited to the Columbian Bonfire at Rosario's place on Friday night?

Yeah man, I promised him I'd bring my copy of De-Loused.
by neeeeerrrrrp November 17, 2010
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