COLINisation

refers to the New Zealand based media darling Colin Mathura-Jeffree, who has the uncanny ability to be fabulous at everything and be everywhere at all times. His image is instantly recognisable and in New Zealand a new COLINisation has been welcomed with open arms.

every man in New Zealand now takes a little more time getting dressed, trying to do a Mathura-Jeffree thanks to the COLINisation of our print and electronic media. The world better watch out...he's coming!!

by Joannalexus January 24, 2010

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020

Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor.

The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons.

The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.

Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor!

I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.

by The Pirate of Pissants April 12, 2006

colin meloy

Lead vocalist for The Decemberists. Known for his distinct voice, incredible stage presence, and intricate lyrics, which utilize a ridiculously expansive vocabulary.
Graduated with a degree in creative writing, before going into music with Tarkio, then his current band, The Decemberists.

"Colin Meloy punted the ball into deep orbit..."
(kickball in SF before the Decemberists show)

by quirkily January 22, 2006

Colin

Some refer to as "Colin" but most people call him the Protector of the universe. Legends have it that he could beat the great Zeus in a arm wrestle without even breaking a sweat. He is the one who banished the Titans, and some even say his best friends are Jesus Christ, and Chuck Norris. If you run into this man thank him for banishing evil demons from this planet and vanquishing all evil from your land. He is one man you don't want to mess with.

"Oh shit, I slept with Colin's women"
" Your S.O.L."

by Battery00 January 8, 2012

colonial drive

a major state road/highway that runs straight the the heart of the city of orlando and extends much further past, running east and west to each coast. state road 50. west colonial drive = ghetto, east colonial drive = not as ghetto, some very nice areas. colonial drive = the portion of state road 50 that runs through downtown, or used to refer to any particular portion of state road 50 in orange county, florida.

we headed to roxy to party last night
where's that?
it's on colonial drive and bennett, a little way east of downtown orlando.

by crunk407 March 27, 2008

Coloni-tail

A showcase extension of hairstyles from the 1800's colonial era. Popularized by British royalty and the founding fathers of America the coloni-tail has heavily evolved from it's white wig Aristocratic origins. Picking up urban appeal on it's way the "tail fashion" the coloni-tail is historic, insighfult, yet ridiculous. The current rise in the coloni-tail has been attributed to Mel Gibson and Heath Ledgers' hair in the 2000 blockbuster movie the Patriot. A stereotypical coloni-tailer is in their mid-20's, delightfully unemployed, and loathes the idea of paying for a haircut.

Silk - "Omgz, r u like, I cannot believe it, u has a coloni-tail. Rick, is that a coloni-tail?"
Rick - For realz Silk, I am like so in love with the Patriot n Heathy Ledges is my favz.

Silk - Real talk

by Beardmanz July 1, 2009