Buzz Cola

The cola product from the 1984 film 'Surf II: The End of the Trilogy'.

An unhip and old-fashioned cola brand your dad drinks. Its reputation was not aided by the time that weirdo scientist Menlo Schwartzer replaced the ingredients with a chemical agent that turned its drinkers into motor oil-drinking zombie punks.

Buzz Cola? I wouldn't drink that crap if you paid me. A-bow-bow!

I don't care what these kids eat, as long as they wash it down with plenty of Buzz Cola, can you relate?

by Skibs McCullock October 21, 2010

Jolt Cola

Jolt Cola, the Hackers drink of Choice.

"Jolt Cola, for those late night hacks"

by CrashOverride September 21, 2005

Coca Cola

Nectar Of Life, Far superior to pepsi (aka shit).

Damn, this Coca~Cola it the most wonderful thin on earth, Thank god for Coke.

by Jack-me-hoff October 14, 2003

Clarence Cola

A can of Coca Cola with a pubic hair in it.

"Is that a pubic hair in my coke," the judge said to his staffer, which is why the Clarence Cola incident was addressed at his confirmation hearing.

by Ian December 7, 2004

wolf cola

The official Cola of Boko Haram. A tasty, delicious, family-owned beverage.

You: hey, have any drinks?
Friend: only Wolf Cola.
Y: Shit, really? I heard their cola is so good that Boko Haram endorsed them!

by Seamor19 March 16, 2020

crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits

scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

crazy cola

A beverage holding enough power to make you stronger than superman.
Related and commonly missnamed as 'lola cola'.

Fu*king shit that's such a good beverage.
Oh its crazy cola.

by mladjahniborna January 27, 2021