Clive Palmer

A replacement of a swear word. Most commonly used by teenage drama students

Clive palmer you, Jeffery!
I'm sick of your Clive Palmer Sharon!
oh, Clive Palmer, I forgot!

by that smart chicken August 28, 2019

Convenient News Network

The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.

Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."

by savetheinternet.com June 30, 2008

Coinez

A stupid way of saying coins

I just got the Coinez

by Coinez September 4, 2021

choives

A person who is mentally retarded who has stage 10 cancer and a receding hairline.

Choives is doing chemotherapy right now.

by Kysstudent May 17, 2023

convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane September 4, 2008

Dirty Clive

when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate

I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.

by Pole30 March 15, 2008

Anime Convention Humor

The proper name for the brand of humor used by chantards and anime convention goers. Anime convention humor consists of:

-Heavy usage and abuse of the words "fail", "epic" and "win"
-Even heavier usage of overused memes from 2004-2006 such as "pedobear", "trollface" and "u jelly/mad?"
-Improper use of the late-80s early-90s term "troll"
-Using the "Awesome.jpg" emoticon from the SomethingAwful forums

The people who use this brand of humor or think it's funny are generally those who have discovered 4chan within the past year or two and feel the need to regurgitate everything they see on the site in order to fit in or to pretend that they are funny regardless of the originality of the content.

Examples of Anime Convention Humor:

Chantard 1: Haha that was so epic win lulz!
Chantard 2: Yeah pedobear for the win epic lulz all around!!
14-year old female anime fan: Haha trollface.jpg!!!!
Chantard 1 and 2: TITS OR GTFO EPIC WIN LULZ!!!

by 9/11Truther1994_Impeach_Obama December 14, 2010