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cockist

One who plays the cock like a flute. Generally referring to someone who is homosexual.
Micheal is such a cockist.
by Zach McKinnis April 30, 2006
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CockAss

Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.
Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*
by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006
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Cocksequence

n. An event or state of being resulting from when a penis is used in retaliation/reaction to an appropriately (or inappropriately) provoked cause/event.

Can be pluralized, ie. Cocksequences
or be used as an adverb, ie. Cocksequently
"You're Pregnant which is the Cocksequence of having unprotected sex"

If you drop the soap in the prison shower, prepare to suffer the Cocksequences.

"You gave me a lapdance, so Cocksequently I now have an erection."
by Jake Stebel March 10, 2005
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CockSexual

“Gay men tend to be attracted to everything about a man, the sights, the sounds, the smells, the feet (eiw), the socks (double eiw) and on and on. Everything man, all day, everyday. They want to hold hands with a man, kiss a man and build a life with a man.

Men like my husband are not at all interested in kissing and holding hands and being romantic with a fellow. He cannot even envision it. He has never topped a guy because he does not feel he could maintain an erection to fuck a man. He does, however, love the DICK. The term I made up for this is "cocksexual.” Men who love the cock and the sex part but the male body and appearance is not the same turn on that a female’s body is.

This explains the prevalence of tgirl porn and gloryholes. A woman with a penis. A penis in space with no male body. There’s a rather large and interesting audience of cocksexuals. Why else would porn just show COCK?

I consider myself pansexual, in that I am attracted to men and women and I would have a relationship with anyone of any orientation if I liked that person. I have met very few men like me, although it exists. Men are more about the cock. Kinda turns me on.“
My boyfriend is a cocksexual
by CockSexual96 February 22, 2019
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Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!
by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008
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Cockscrub

To repeatedly thrust into something with your penis/dildo, giving the impression that you are scrubbing it with your junk.
"I'll cockscrub your cunt until you're sore!"

"Your anus looks dirty. It needs a good cockscrubbing."
by DisasterGrind July 24, 2009
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cockschmoe

1. A lowly, bitter person; an individual who acts in a base or ugly manner.

2. (v.) To act in the manner of a cockshmoe; to behave in a vulgar, inappropriate way.

3. (adj.) An act or person in a state of being a cockschmoe.
1. "I knew that the family had warped Nestor throughout his childhood, but I'm still surprised that he showed up at the party and acted like such a loathsome cockschmoe."

2. "Everything was fine until Joe's ex-wife showed up and cockschmoed up his life, but good."

3. "I tried to watch that new Fox reality show, but I felt quesy after five minutes -- it was totally cockschmoe."
by Omar G. December 3, 2003
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