cocksuckingmask

Any mask that the user is forced to wear.

Because they were forced to go to a hospital, my friend Johnny had to wear a cocksuckingmask for the birth of his child, even though his wife wasn't required to.

by Helco December 17, 2022

Self-cockblocking

The act of being so stupid that you always ruin every single chance you get at getting laid

Guy1: That guy sucks at getting girls.... Guy2: If only he'd stop self-cockblocking, then just maybe he'd lose his virginity.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

female version of cockblock

Clam Jam.

To prevent your female friend from getting laid.

Female version of Cockblock

Sammy : I almost got laid last night but laura was such a clam jam.

by Laurerz November 9, 2013

shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

he's a cocksucker right

Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole

you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"

by drime ramsey April 4, 2013

cockblocker

A person who interferes with anothers chance of geting laid.

Spoon is the biggest cockblocker of them all.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003