Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010

Cockligraphy

The art of writing very sweet and touching things in order to get laid.

John is a master of Cockligraphy, all the women on OKCupid were entranced by his poetic and eloquent messages.

by easygoinperson March 10, 2014

cockwiddler

when someone bites your cock and they leave imprints on your dick you get a cockwiddler

dude last night i was sitting next to a cockwiddler and now my cock hurts

by jackofficer420696 October 24, 2020

Self Cockfidence

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.

Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.

by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011

Cockling

A small child fascinated with his own penis.

"Martha, I'm worried, I think our little Tommy is a cockling."

by Treble June 16, 2003

cocklickingassface

Steve Bowers

self explanitory

by baller April 4, 2003

cocklit

A small penis, often under 5 to 5 1/2 inches when erect.

Mary liked don, but she had to admit trying to have sex with his little cocklit was annoying.

by Jon Barry May 4, 2005