half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007

Going Martha Coakley

Failing in a situation when you have everything set up for you to succeed; requires an enormous amount of incompetence and stupidity. A legitimate epic fail; something that only happens to a complete moron. Refers to the 2010 Massachusetts senate race where Martha Coakley ran one of the worst campaigns and saw an almost default Democratic seat lost to a Republican.

Person 1: How did we lose to the JV team?! We're on the Varsity! We should have won by 50!

Person 2: Dude, I know. I was worried we might become an example of Going Martha Coakley.

Person 1: God, I feel like such a failure. We had everything we needed to win.

by Pat the Bat January 19, 2010

Cockcentration

The ability to resist getting a boner in awkward situations.

It took good cockcentration to not get a boner while watching the lesbian sex scene in Black Swan with my parents.

by Payinthefidlr April 10, 2015

Belltit cocker

a gay man who pretends to be heterosexual by having his penis massaged with a female's tits

''I think im gay'' Sorry ur gay? ''oh no actually im not i got a tit wank only the other day''...Yes you are you Belltit cocker!

by lesley grantham February 13, 2010

Pterodactyl Cackle

Someone who has a high pitched laugh with the supersonic equivalent to that of a pterodactyl roar

I was watching Grown-ups until aunt Betty had to fuck it up with her pterodactyl cackle

by ionsnake22 November 29, 2010

Pop-Cocked

The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.

Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?

Kyle: Naw what did she do?

Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!

Kyle: Damn dude lucky you

by Buster Miller October 29, 2011

mask cocker

A person who doesn’t cover up their nose when they wear a face mask and leaves their nose hanging out. This defeats the purpose of wearing a mask.

Hey bro, quit being a mask cocker and cover up your nose!

by Frisco Bella May 28, 2020