cocktype

The act of typing with your cock

Billy Brown made me lol when he cocktyped his response to Lisa.

by ChimeraSFN December 14, 2009

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

by mr clutch July 19, 2011

dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.

Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.

by 47 July 30, 2008

Cockeyes

Someone who stares at a males crotch region for a prolonged period of time.

Someone who only has eyes for the cock.

Chris: did you notice julie staring at my package at the party last night?

Ted: yeah, that bitch has major cockeyes.

by knobgoblin September 8, 2009

cocky seagull

Any northern species,usually caught in Florida, trying to imitate and live up to its Floridian counterparts. Markings closely resemble strong connection between bird and mammal species - spike in hair aimed at a 90 degree towards the back of the head. Lobster tanning also found in 9 out of 10 of specimens.

Bob - "Was that a cocky seagull I saw profiling in the white regal?
Tom - " Sure was Bob, he must have forgot his L.A. Looks at home."

by fuckerIdid April 30, 2003

cockidol

Someone who is like a limp cock, really lazy.

That Iain is a right COCKIDOL lazy bugger

by TDpr July 12, 2005

cockintheface

Sweet, sweet, oral pleasure for the menfolks...from the woman's/gay lover's perspective.

I haven't had enough cockintheface lately.

by Hedder November 5, 2005