Noun: A penis that is so large that it gets confused with a cucumber. Helps if the man is wearing a green condom.
Listen girl, last night saw Ciarán's noblet, and let me tell you, it was a cockcumber. I could have made a salad from that bad boy.
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1) US slang meaning 'drat and double drat', 'damn', 'blast'. Commonly used by US Cops on stake outs.
2) To casually create a soon to be web-known, word, phrase or image.
2) To casually create a soon to be web-known, word, phrase or image.
1) Cockameme, I shouldn't have had that last doughnut.
2) (*it's 1974 and...) US cop (a): i think my cockameme waistline can take another doughnut.
US cop (b): O'Rly?
3) UK specific variation : Corking-meme old chap.
2) (*it's 1974 and...) US cop (a): i think my cockameme waistline can take another doughnut.
US cop (b): O'Rly?
3) UK specific variation : Corking-meme old chap.
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Get the cockamole mug.Noun: The act of jacking off, and right when you're about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily.
I was wanking yesterday and finished with a cockamazoola. It was exhilarating, but now I have to clean up my ceiling.
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