by chitownluv35 August 27, 2008
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by paulywalnuts070 March 11, 2009
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Someone who is keen on mouthing cocks. He or she who is self proclaimed or even suspected of enjoying a penis in the mouth or even on the lips with only a threat of oral entry.
Sara: Yeah I think he was ready to give up on me until he found out I was a cockmouther. Hey pal get your fucking calogne selling ass off my fucking property you fucking cockmouther mother fucker!!!!!
by The Blind Inventor March 7, 2008
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I read CockBoat today and I swear they are allowing chimps to post there. Chimps who work for Noam Chomsky.
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Get the Cockmouthpoopslide mug.A kabob of cock: sounding with a hooked skewer, then pulling the skewer out with the cock meat attached, then grilling it like a steak, vegetable or chicken kabob.
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