Cack Smack

The act of smacking someone in the face with your cack (dick). Usually done because it is really funny.

Dude, I swear one more word out of you and you are getting cack smacked.

by LazyBstrd05 May 22, 2005

cackatonic

(Adjective). The word Cackatonic means to be "Extremely Homosexual."

Alex: Look at that kalb-kid over there, he looks gay.
Nick: Yeah... He's being very cackatonic.

by Nick Pickel & Alex Beaves March 29, 2007

Cack Bag

a male who has an oversized, seedless watermelon head (the seeds represent his brain) who likes to get vagina stomped.

Hey dude why did you rub your face on that pillow covered in piss? You're such a cack bag.

by cahhak April 29, 2009

Cack Out

to pass out or sleep heavy cause your drunk af.

Example 1: I'm so fucked up imma cack out you P.O.S.
Example 2: Jimmy's cacked out lets draw a dick on his forehead!

by jesusbaph777 September 28, 2021

Warm Cack

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.

I miss Ryan's warm cack.

by weirdguyacrossthestreet May 1, 2011

cack

"Cock" with a Boston accent. Popularized by Matt Damon in the movie Good Will Hunting. Not to be confused with a male chicken.

Someone with the clap might say, "Ahhh!!! My cack is on fire!!!!"

by Bungalow Bill May 23, 2001

cacksmasher

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

by Hanzeus September 24, 2003