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clusterbag

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.
Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!
by headspice February 24, 2009
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Cluster Fix

generally small occurrences that exponentially improve a series of situations considered a 'cluster fuck'
Cassie: What a CLUSTER FUCK! Not only did my car break down but I just dropped my keys and they slid between the elevator shaft that is going to cost me 200 dollars! To make things worse, when my dad was researching repair methods for my car he downloaded a virus that fucked up my computer!
Zack: Its okay! The elevator people came out for free. I fixed your computer and your dad felt soo bad about fucking up your computer he put in new breaks and rotors! What a cluster fix!
by acowfrog April 15, 2009
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clusterfucking

1 the act of unorganization of some sort
2 (clusterfuck)an unorganized group of people or things
1 they are just clusterfucking around up there.

2 its just a big clusterfuck on my desk
by the clusterfuck king June 12, 2004
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Cluster Headache

A cluster headache is one of the most painful types of headache. A striking feature of cluster headache is that the attacks occur in cyclical patterns, or clusters — which gives the condition its name.

Bouts of frequent attacks — known as cluster periods — may last from weeks to months, usually followed by remission periods when the headache attacks stop completely. The pattern varies from one person to another, but most people have one or two cluster periods a year. During remission, no headaches occur for months, and sometimes even years.
"Long story short, got the MRI--it shows that I am suffering from cluster headaches AND migraine headaches."

"My cunt for a step mom is always sick. Those damn cluster headaches have been bothering her for years.
by Jack Holiday November 13, 2009
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Clusterfuckola

Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.
Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.
by DOOMUS April 10, 2009
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Clusterfrump

The act of becoming increasingly frumpy due to the intense frumpiness of those around you. This type of behavior is often observed in rural areas, such as rural New England, where dullness, plainness and a lack of fashion sense give way to an extremely high accepted level of frump.
Wow, I just took a trip back to New Hampshire and it was a total clusterfrump! I couldn't believe how much L.L. Bean catalogue action I saw!
by Hypocrash July 9, 2010
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Clusterfuckectomy

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.
We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.
by The Tongliao Trio November 2, 2010
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