russian clumsiness

The lack of skill to stand next to a window without falling out.

The political opponent showed spontaneous signs of russian clumsiness and fell out of the 5th floor window.

by Psycholi February 20, 2023

Clumbersome

A mix of clumsy and cumbersome. Some know it all at work made it up, thinking he was smart when he said...

I could barely pick up that box. I feel so clumbersome.

by Hot Kitty August 25, 2007

clumping

to have sex with a woman while wearing a clown costume. dervies from the combination of the words clown and humping.

"Dude did you have sex with my sister?"
"I clumped her ass, son"

by NiMo March 1, 2005

clumsyfuck

A fucking extremely clumsy person, often only reserved for the maker of clumsy errors made under pressure or in front of an audience.

That clumsyfuck of a waiter dropped the entire tray at Madonna's table.

That stupid bitch-she fell down the steps during the play.
What a clumsyfuck

by Riff1771 February 24, 2008

chumfy

cosy, snuggly and comfortable, can be applied to as a feeling, situation or object.

your favorite jumper that you slob about in would be described as a chumfy jumper, having a whole day snuggled up with a duvet would be a chumfy day with a chumfy duvet,

by fleur mason June 30, 2007

Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly

"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.

by Kal-El August 8, 2003

clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin

Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.

by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007