clownmeet

Clownmeet is when you realize that everyone at your place is basically living off you, can't be serious about anything,and if asked,couldn't imagine paying any rent.

Last week I woke up and looked downstairs,there were 5 nonworking idiots,just having a great time,a frickin clownmeet!

by Peteandbird June 26, 2023

Clownfished

When an online account poses as a fellow clown to talk to other clowns, but turns out to be a normal weirdo with a clown fetish.

Figgy: "So I thought he was a professional clown looking to mentor me, but he was really just trying to get me to take off my clown shoes and see my feet"

Lulu: "ahh dude it sounds like you got clownfished"

by FiggyLuLu July 10, 2023

Cornfest

When something is so corny, that it’s corny.

What a cornfest!

by hammyalphawolf December 1, 2023

Clownfish

(Internet slang term)

When you attempt to talk to someone, and they ignore what you said, to tell you about something completely unrelated.

1: Did they respond to you?
2: Not really, just ignored what I said & then sent a link to a meme.
1: Sounds like you got Clownfished bro.

by Naitexi October 10, 2024

Clownsterfuck

A situation that's mishandled as equal as a clusterfuck, but in a more ridiculous and amusing way.

A: Dude, did you see the news about the robbery? The guy only had a water gun! Not only that, when the police arrived the one on the megaphone spoke very little English...to a guy who was later reported to only know Chinese!

B: Damn...wow, it sounds fun to have watched, that's a real clownsterfuck.

by YackovFx April 14, 2025

Anti-Clownfishing

When someone changes their gender to match the gender of whoever they're dating.

Sam: "Did you hear about Ashley and Todd?"
Jack: "No what happened?"
Sam: "Yeah Ashley changed her gender and is now Paul."
Jack: "Bro i wonder why Ashley was the one who did the Anti-Clownfishing?"

by penishand March 8, 2022