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Cloverfield

So far the best movie of 2008, and will probably remain one of the best by the end of this year. It's a movie about a group of friends who film a going-away party for their friend Rob when all of a sudden, a monster attacks New York City. Rudy Giuliani handles the situation very well by using excessive military force to destroy the slums of New York while the monster creates a distraction.
Most people hate this movie because they claim that the movie gave them a severe headache and diarrhea, and they also claimed that the movie had no plot. In order to avoid the side effects of the movie, sit closer to the back, refrain from eating, and look down and close your eyes to readjust your sense of equilibrium. This movie does not need a plot for those who made the 2nd statement. When a city is attacked, you don't ask questions. You survive, then you ask questions.
Many people don't understand this movie for what it is. Footage of a group of friends as they struggle to survive a bizarre event which they have no information on.
Spectator 1: I'm speechless, that movie was awesome.

Spectator 2: That was the worst movie I ever saw. I could go film myself on a merry-go-round and give people the same reaction.

Spectator 1: Maybe if you had some imagination, you would feel what the actors were feeling and enjoy Cloverfield for what it is.
by BLett January 11, 2009
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Cloven Clump

A rather beefy looking Camel Toe - One that looks as though it has been working out and consuming protein drinks regularly
"Well, just look at that Cloven Clump and ya know who wears the pants in that marriage"

Also Referred to as: Camel Toe, Moose Paw, Axe Wound and about 10,000 others.
by Kal-El August 8, 2003
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Cloverport, KY

One of the smallest towns you will ever find, however you probably won't find it...it's that small. Also one of those places where absolutely nothing ever happens and when it does everyone in the town knows about it a minute later.
Cloverport, Ky is so small, if you blink you may miss it.
by cpt0004 March 22, 2009
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cloverdale

a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do
Wyatt "lets go do something."

Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."
by mastaofred July 25, 2006
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Clovis

A well mannered mature man who has a soft heart but hides it well.
I was talking to Butch yesterday and I never realized it, but he is really a good clovis.
by Butch46 June 11, 2011
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5 leaf clover

A word often used as another way of saying weed skunk ganja and the like
''Shoot dude that 5 leaf clover is as strong as a priests feeling towards young children''
by lethal pony December 29, 2009
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Clovis West High School

A high school located in Fresno, California. All of the other clovis schools think CWHS is ghetto, and all the kids in Central and Fresno school district think it's a rich preppy school. Tbh it just a pretty normal school, there are ghetto kids and annoying rich kids there but most of the students are just normal low/mid middle class people.
by LaRelampagablanca3004 February 23, 2021
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