couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

by avernew September 14, 2009

Couchdog

A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.

IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers

by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008

Couch Brotato

A buddy who comes over and then stays over for way too long. He is usually just chilling on your couch watching ESPN or Braveheart.

Girl "Hey can you come over?"

Guy "I want to, but I have three Couch Brotatos in my living room."

by MegaBro June 9, 2010

couch potato

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)

Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.

by Light Joker January 18, 2005

couchbuster

A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”.

Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.

I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.

by Sickomonster January 3, 2023

couch trick

a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. Then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. Fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. Stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.

Man I was so horny last night and she wasn't around so I used the couch trick. It was awesome.

by Gips January 14, 2008

Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch

1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"

by Justin October 13, 2004