Closed Circuit

A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.

Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!

by Tanzania fire ant November 20, 2015

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

That was like the 876th time she has been introduced to me and she is so closed of that she still doesn't know who i am.

by Rachel & Collin February 2, 2003

Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.

'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'

by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014

closed-off

people with their heads too far up their ass to notice people who they dont know

no example

by kalsjdfkl;asf February 2, 2003

closed caption

a bunch of hooplah they put at the end of the beginning of a TV show to let you know that deaf people can watch it. Usually precedes a long commercial by a sponsor.

Closed captioning brought to you by Checkers.

by britt November 12, 2003

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Closed up

metaphor for smoking Bud!

John have you closed up that blount yet?

by Lighter21 August 1, 2007