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Clood

(kahl-ud)
Noun:
The combination of cum and blood. This is the result of cumming inside a girl when she is on her period. After cumming inside her she stands up and the strawberry looking substance known as "clood" comes rolling down her legs.
Noun:Clood
Do you see any clood on my ass?

Adj:Cloody
Sarah and I had sex on her burberry carpet while she was on her period and it was a cloody mess.
by Holiday Pete August 25, 2011
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George Clooney

To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.
Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.
by PGHSBuck April 27, 2011
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Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.
"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."
by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009
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cloot

A rag used to wipe your arse.

While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.

The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.
Like any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.
by Craig McLaughlin December 24, 2008
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Cloon

|kloōn|
adjective

Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.

noun

a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.

verb

Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.

That guy is cloon.

That suit is the cloonest.

The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
by Roublard August 1, 2009
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george clooney

a guy who looks 50, but really is only 42. he even mentions it in oceans twelve.
Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?
Robber friend: 48? 52?
<Danny is astonished>
by gracie April 21, 2005
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Cloosh

Shaving a girl's pubic hair and stuffing it into her vagina.
Ew, gross, she tried to do a furball impression by queefing after clooshing!
by CR24 April 12, 2010
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