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clockwork

A safe way of saying "Male Masturbation" in front of an anti-sex snowflake. It comes from the word "Cock-work".
Male 1: Sorry I couldn't make it to the meeting yesterday, I was so busy with clockwork that I forgot.
Male 2: Haha gotta love clockwork
Snowflake: Confused yet still acceptable to my terms of vocabulary use and it doesn't seem like it invades nor defies my restrictions of sexually-referenced wording.
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021
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ClockworkxBaron

an ugly fat whore who makes mary sue oc’s in vk and apparently ‘likes her relationships toxic’. Watch out, men, she might try and erp with you!
Person A: Hey have you heard of ClockworkxBaron?

Person B: Yeah she sucks major e-dick
by vkitehater2000 May 21, 2023
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Clockwork

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth
Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023
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Clockwork Soldier

From the franchise, Dishonored, Dishonored 2 and Dishonored: Death Of The Outsider. A clockwork machine made by Kirin Jindosh. An expensive piece of a robot, made to guard mansions, grand palaces and military structures in general.
Person 1: "Have you seen one of those Clockwork Soldiers? Those weird robots?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're expensive as fuck!!"
by soma !! June 12, 2023
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german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.
Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*
by FGIHM April 13, 2014
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A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange is a dystopian satirical black comedy novel by Anthony Burgess. It was published in 1962. It's about a teenager named Alex and his gang called "Droogs". They do crimes such as rape, murder, etc. There is a word that Alex refers as "ultra-violence" meaning they use excessive or extreme violence for their crimes. A Clockwork Orange later got an adaptation directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick. It was released in 1971. It received positive reviews. Alex was portrayed by Malcolm McDowell. National Film Registry lists the movie as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A Clockwork Orange remains as a pop culture icon through the years.
"I don't know why people don't like A Clockwork Orange. It's good to be honest."
by streetnightshift March 11, 2021
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The Clockwork Orange

The act of holding your partners eyelids open while ejaculating in their eyes.
It was at that moment, she knew the clockwork orange was inevitable.
by Jaysean Byron December 13, 2023
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