Clintorius

Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.

"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"

"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"

by Lanzalou March 30, 2008

cliterally

a much funner way of saying literally

"i heard she cliterally slept with 5 guys"

by laurel-bee June 16, 2005

cliterus

When one obvious male does not know how to spell Clitoris.

guy: i like da cliterus
girl: ...You fail at life.

by Coobadoo December 31, 2005

cliterature

porn that rather than being shown as a picture or video is in text form and is described the the user

last night i was masturbating to some hot cliterature

by coxymoxy May 2, 2011

Clitorial Tutorial

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).

"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"

by Indychk August 16, 2005

clitfor

n. a woman not in touch with her sexuality

Mary, you're such a clitfor.
What's a clitfor?
Exactly.

by Dr. Mung April 8, 2004

Clitorshit

When you wipe you ass, and get shit in your clit.

Girl: Aww maaaan! I think I pulled a clitorshit again in the bathroom!

Boyfriend: Go clean that shit you nasty bitch!

by backstreetboi May 18, 2010