Climbing Together

Within the context of rock climbing:
The awkward non-date that most males will misinterpret as a romantic encounter because of the one-on-one nature of climbing, inside or outside.

Note: This misinterpretation goes both way.

Dude, I think she likes me. We're climbing together on Saturday at Lover's Leap!

by DylanSchiff January 20, 2013

climbmax

a rush achieved after a long climb, ascent or poetical revelation which transports the climber or listener into a "peak" of experience.

1. Every time Jimmer ascended the trail from Robert Louis Stevenson Park to the summit of Mount Saint Helena to visit the ashes of Chevy Chaser he experienced a climbmax.

2. As the poet finished the last strophe in the piece of poetry most of the audience shared a climbmax.

by jim christ April 7, 2009

Climax

Obviously this means what the teacher asks for when y’all read a story and she’s talking bout plot. What y’all be thinking bout

“David shoved it up Kia’s entering and she let out a yelp. He kept thrusting as Kia moaned out David’s name. ‘Don’t stop, don’t stop! Ugh, oh I think I’m gonna, I’m gonna... ahh’ David creampied Kia.”

Teacher: So kids, what was the climax of the story
Kia: I think it would be when David and I came 😳

by DaddyMints July 24, 2020

climax yodeler

A climax yodeler is a woman who makes yodel-like sounds on climax: a climax yodeler.

When you press Stephanie's button, she's a real climax yodeler.

by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020

Climhazzard

The most powerful of Cloud Strife's level 2 Limit Breaks. Cloud skewers a single enemy with his sword and leaps high into the air, causing massive physical damage.

Cloud killed the Bandersnatch with Climhazzard.

by Master Tonberry December 7, 2004

climb into my cart

An expression used by men usually born around 1930 in Australia to describe going to bed

Well good night everybody, I'm going to climb into my cart.

by bolman January 6, 2010

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012