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Clack

To hit someone, usually with the back of the hand.
I should clack you round the head for being such an idiot.
by B. Kizzle April 8, 2015
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Clack

Fangirl abbreviation for the yaoi pairing Zack Fair and Cloud Strife from the video game Final Fantasy VII.
"Did you read that Clack fan-fic today? Zack and Cloud together are so cute."
by Ziggy Pasta November 28, 2009
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Happy-Clack

Similar to Happy Slapping (where youths film a beating on their mobile phones) but instead of beating the victim, the offending youths force their prey to gyrate sexily and wear a gold bikini, like the famed model Michelle Clack
oh yes Bertha, i saw it. poor lad got properly Happy-Clacked
by johnson_for_a_head October 16, 2010
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clack

Most commonly used to describe aggressive, carnal sex which harkens to the exaggerated "ass-clap" sounds of mainstream pornography. Commonly accompanied with obnoxiously loud clapping of the hands for effect.

Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.

Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.

May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.
Women (or men on the receiving end) may find the term "clack" offensive, as they are often referred as the pronoun "it" or "that" rather than named outright.

Thus,

"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"

Sounds much better than:

"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"

If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:

"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."

Examples of non-sexual uses:

"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."

"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"
by jefeljefe January 4, 2010
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CLICKITY CLACK

THE SWEET SWEET SOUND OF A DIRT BAG BEING HOOKED. TO BE PLACED UNDER ARREST.
TURN AROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOU BACK - CLICKITY CLACK!
by Bubba Cop October 18, 2008
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robert clack school of science

such a ghetto school. At least 1 fight a week. Top instigators and most fake and problematic ppl go there. All the boys there are meady asf and they girls are jbags. Mums so much racism goes on in this school. Teachers say the n word with no shame and just all around a ghetto ass school. Its not that bad tho very lit school. If u want brizz or go for meady boys come rc
Moses: what school do you

Yashie: Robert clack school of science

Afanwii : so ghetto istg
by dagenam July 31, 2021
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clickity clack

When you charge in, axe over your head, straight bomb their nuts off and chop their head off, clickity clack.
YO, SHOW HIM YA NUTS, CLICKITY CLACK
by dusoe January 8, 2012
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