cleft

Adj "A way of life"

Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.

Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.

Yes what a clefty bastard.

by hughesms December 28, 2007

cleftology

the study of cleftness

what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.

by clarkee December 9, 2008

Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

by Gonzo1812 September 14, 2010

Cleffy

Borrowing something that belongs to a group or individual for an amount of time without the express intent of returning it unless it is missed.

We were at work and bert left his ladder unattended, we decided to cleffy it to his shagrin.

by Urmomsfat November 8, 2019

cleft

somethings very tight or close together.

"Janice" has a very cleft asshole, it reminds me of a 5 year olds

by clowwwww July 26, 2007

cleft

cleft is term used when not understanding, or to interuppt when you dont know whats going on!

*guy dances around with many many turkeys under arms*
"My name is ALFONSE! and I AM A SPANKMONSTER!"
You would reply with "cleft"?

by Turkey Man March 29, 2004

Clefted

Somewhere you don't want to be; fucked in a bad way.

Shit man, my girl saw me smozzle now I'm clefted. Good thing she didn't find the rest...you know I got 9 zips!

Word?

Word.

by Dave Newberg July 1, 2008