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cleaning out my closet

"Didja listen to that Eminem song, Cleaning out my Closet?"
by Crayola's Crayon January 10, 2008
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Cleaning the Musty Basement

To wipe and wash up one's Musty Basement aka dirty ass. May also apply to one's arse that has been given a cream pie.
After tapping his foot in the stall, Larry was joined by a brawny mate who pumped his arse full and left Larry Cleaning the Musty Basement when they were finished.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015
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cleaning out the barn

1. an epic dump
2. a medical procedure which requires cleaning of the colon, i.e. colonoscopy
Man, I ran out of toilet paper last night while cleaning out the barn and I had to use my boxers.
by SmooveDog May 22, 2011
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cleaning the shelf under the register

When you clean under a mans balls with your tongue.
What is that? Ohhhhh!!! When I was cleaning the shelf under the register
by kayomayo July 14, 2016
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Cleaning the chandelier

When a group of no less than five males take off their clothing and power squat back to back using each other for leverage as they squat and lower one willing participant ladies beneath them and their collective dangling Genitals Rub on their face
This orgy is great but if we had one more guy we could be cleaning the chandelier
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Cleansing Fart

When someone releases a fart immediately following defecation and while still seated on the toilet. The cleansing fart often produces a pleasing feeling while simultaneously assisting the additional and final release of fecal material still trapped in the colon.
I love my morning shit, since, for whatever reason, it’s usually followed by the best cleansing fart.
by Tony Splagola October 21, 2019
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Ultimate cleansing

When you're so drunk that you feel sick, and on your way to the bathroom you suddenly get the urge to take a shit. You choose to save time and multitask, while the stream of liquor filled shit and piss explode in the toilet, you throw up in the sink. When the process is complete you feel reborn.
Guy1: Oh dude my toilet stinks something fierce.
Guy2: Yeah i had to do an Ultimate Cleansing.
by Grews January 19, 2009
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