CJ

A man who is very nice and handsome, yet poops all over your chimney. He enjoys sports such as swimming, baseball, and soccer, but somehow manages to poop on everybody (even the coach) no matter how far away he is.

"Hey, did you see that caterpillar"
" I am the caterpillar"
"Let's go play tennis"
"Of course CJ"

by Randomizle January 9, 2015

CJ

CJ is a guy that insists on spelling "C.J." in all caps without periods or spaces.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.

College girl: Wow Jonas must have so many girlfriends! Could I be one??
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.

by DeiGoiCah November 30, 2018

Cj

Ah sh* t here we go again.

cj said “ah sh* t here we go again”

by Pocket cock May 9, 2019

CJ

A black person who can't follow the damn train and is garbage at driving cars and bikes.
Also knows to fly an airplane without going to flight school

1. Move it CJ you're embarrassing us nigga!
2. You're just a liability CJ!

by EmoTeen52 August 8, 2019

CJ

Guy who couldn’t follow the damn train

“All we had to was follow the damn train cj”

by Amirdaman September 28, 2019

CJ

Some black nigga that couldn’t follow that damn train

All we had to do is follow that damn train, CJ!

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

CJ

Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train

big smoke: all we had to do was follow the damn train,cj!
Cj: *pow pow*

by mousemaster23 February 29, 2020