circumsized

The end result of being circumcised, meaning having the foreskin cut off since it is an unncessary tag of skin which, when tightly binding the glans or tip of the penis, may cause infection and even disease.

"I was happy that my parents, who provided food and drink when I couldn't and gave me shelter without consulting me, took all their responsibilities seriously and had me circumsized."

"Counter to anticirc opinions, being circumsized or not has nothing to do with sexual pleasure according to a detailed study of many men, both intact and cut, in the New England Journal of Medicine."

by clean cut, MD December 28, 2005

circumcision sandwich

A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.

A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.

by Cockeyedbob December 1, 2017

Circumcision

Cutting off your foreskin to make your cock smoother

My friend Dawson is a pussy cuz he wants a circumcision

by Barney5264 January 18, 2021

cincinnati circumcision

When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.

I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.

by JADrI February 11, 2018

Full Circumcision

The act of cutting a man's dick off

Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao

by SimpPrime March 14, 2020

Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.

Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.

by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020

television circumcision

When a television show that you have recorded gets the end of it clipped off.

I set my DVR to record The Waltons and the recording stopped before I heard "Goodnight Johnboy." It was a television circumcision.

by Debri January 20, 2011