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Westboro Baptist Church

The reason I'm not going to Topeka, Kansas. Those people are super-insane. They consist of Fred Phelps, 9 out of 13 of his children (among them including Shirley Phelps-Roper), their 50+ grandchildren, and 7-10 great-grandchildren. These people claim that God hates everybody: Catholics, Iraq War casaulties, Swedes, the Irish, Latter-Day Saints, Muslims, and above all else gays, lesbians, bisexuals, and transgendered people. These people also picket funerals of, well, anybody: Iraq war casaulties, Katrina victims, 9/11 victims, hate crime victims, HIV/AIDS victims, etc.
Person 1: Hey, let's go to Topeka. What's there to see?

Person 2: Well, we can see the Westboro Baptist Church members disrespecting the dead by picketing funerals.

Person 1: Ok, dude. I don't want anything to do with those people. Let's go somewhere else.

Person 2: Good point
by an anonymous citizen July 13, 2009
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Church of TodoDeku

Supposedly a church for a ship, Todoroki Shouto and Midoriya Izuku. It's there to hide its activities of dealing of TodoDeku fanworks, arguably a secret cult through invite only.

Whether The Church of TodoDeku exists is debatable, many fans of this ship are questioning whether it is real and if it does exists, how does one join?

Many well known writers and artists for the ship are in this underground organization. Your favourite TodoDeku writer or artist may be in it. Who knows?
by __FBI__ January 6, 2019
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Churchprime

Churchprime is where we wap to our lord and savior Dweam, where he blesses us with primes and subs. It’s free money.
Lets go to churchprime”
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Shak Churni

GHOST! A ghost of a married woman who had died without fulfilling her wishes or had been killed by her husband or husband’s family or kidnappers!

The ghost mainly appears in abandoned buildings where she had been killed , shady buildings or in the places where shak or spinach grows in haunted ponds where her body had been disposed and waits to take revenge on either who had killed her or who had destroyed her wishes.

They like animals and children and does not harm anyone without reasons and freak adults. They wore Bengali Traditional Dresses (Sharee) and the incomplete vermilion on their whole forehead (as a sign of fame swear to take blessings from god to take revenge as god also help good souls) with Conch bracelets on her wrists.

They are one of the deadliest souls / ghosts who are now also found in the BENGAL!
Nihar Kaku : Ore ato hapacchis kan Rani ji?

Ranu Jha : Amake Baachan kaku janen na Oi Shak er pukur e akta Shak Churnir chhaya dekhlam!

Nihar Kaku : Amake dakli na kano ami thakur e biswashi , bhut e na , aktu kotha boltam bhut er sathe!

Ranu Jha : Oi sob er somoy chhilo naki amar kache, dekhchho na hapacchi, bhog palia asechi!

Nihar kaku : Aschi ami Churni...JOY MAA KALI JOY MAA TARA!!!!
by xXxPOISON X April 25, 2020
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God Church

by DJFudrucker June 2, 2017
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The Church of Meg

A fictional religion (a loose parody the Catholic Church) for the actress Megan Prescott, who is currently playing Katie Fitch in the British TV show Skins.

Originally, the "religion" began when Meg declared in an interview that incest was "illegal." Because of that, when talk of Katie/Emily (who are twin sisters in the show) occurred, someone would point out that Meg would not approve, because incest is "illegal."

It became a rather popular thing to say amongst Skins fans (especially fans on Livejournal) and thus has evolved into a bigger joke, with fans even creating an intensive guide for the "religion."
01. The Church of Meg accepts all peoples, so long as they love Meg and her followers in kind, for She is great.

02. "So, says the Lord Meg, that those who oppose and do not believe in the word of Meg are punishable of stonem-ing, a religious condemnation that comes from being hit with a rock, loser."
by majesdane April 2, 2009
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Church Prime

by Princess ducky August 31, 2020
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