christable

a table who bullies her dog soju by not giving soju his dog ice cream. a very weird person who talks about pee and poo. However she is very much loved by her woody

did you hear about the christable?

yes, apparently she should give soju to woody

by chorsty September 18, 2021

ChrisTygert

An offensive word used to describe someone who's stinky, obese, and has a lisp

The way you present yourself today is equal to or greater than ChrisTygert.

by Dickhead Cuntlangus July 10, 2011

Christallica

(noun)An example of Christian Death Metal; take on "Metallica".

Man, I love Christallica almost as much as Jesus fucking Christ!

by Kate January 14, 2004

Christabel

A hippie who somkes to much weed but is undeniably a great person

Woah man! That chick smoking a blunt over there is totally a christabel!

by Chig.bungus January 9, 2019

chrismoyles

Tubby, rolly polly DJ, has trouble getting up in the morning. Eats mainly chicken pie and chips, and drinks larger. Smokes. Has a very tender pair of nipples which will bleed up to 22 pints in an hour after jogging from the pie shop to the Pub. Interestingly he was not born in Leeds, as everyone thinks but actually Nempnett Thrubwell near Bristol and was educated by Trappist monks who ran a centre for Lap Dancers who failed their MOT. Ian Hyland of the Sun recently said of chrismoyles
"I think he is talented and quite frankly the sexiest man on the Planet"
joewhiley has been dating Chris Moyles for 4 years now, and friends report chrismoyles was very pleased when on Valentines day this year he managed to get to second base, it was homebase first then Chivenor, a RAF base in Gloucester.
chrismoyles producer aledjones recently painted chrismoyles flat a two tone coffee and wall nut combination, he finished the rooms with flock cushions and organza.

There is a DJ who is on radio one and he is called chrismoyles.

He has a fan site where all the posters hate him it is called chrismoyles, net is the singular of nets which are used to catch fish.

by Boboff-if I have an email account deleted why can't I change it June 18, 2008

cheystyle

Driving your truck at sportbike RPM only to blow up the motor.

I told you your motor would blow if you keep driving cheystyle.

by Grumpalufagus July 14, 2010

christalynn

Christalynn is an amazing person . She picks friends and family over everything else . She has values and always keeps it close to heart and doesn't forget them when making a decision . She's very soft spoken but doesn't let people push her over . While being very sweet and caring , she has her own emotional battles . She thinks very low of herself when she deserves nothing but the world . She only opens up to a few people out of fear of being judged . She always looks past the bad to find the good . She will forgive you even if you made the dumbest mistake . Christalynn is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet , always keep her close to the heart .

"oml i need nice friends" "become friends with christalynn then"

by iSuCkBiGcOcKs April 25, 2019