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Christmaxed out

the annual maxing out of all resources and credit in the attmept to buy happiness of self and others. happens around the end of every calendar year.

also refers to revulsion experienced after protracted submersion in Christmas products and excessive yuletide activity.
Ex 1:

"Hey girl, wana go Christmas shopping and out to dinner?"

"No, I can't, my credit cards and bank account are all Christmaxed out."

Ex 2:
Brooke couldn't wait to take down the tree and put the ornaments away. After weeks of shopping, decorating, baking, and visiting, she was broke, exhausted, and thoroughly Christmaxed out.
by alithegreat December 9, 2012
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Christmawesome

The orgasm your mother has when she gets with Santa
I got up the next morning and mother was still shaking from her christmawesome
by BaconOfAwesome November 10, 2013
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christianee

a smart and athletic girl that has no butt but her big heart makes up for it
christianee is ugly but so nice
by princessb-dog September 16, 2017
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christiane

Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.
Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
by babybaby223344 January 21, 2019
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Christcreep

A term used to describe a perverted type of Christian who is known for sexually preying on different kinds of people.
Instead of Christcreeps preying, what they really should be doing is praying (especially for the good).
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Christianee

“Damn, that new girl Christianee is hella pretty“
i know and that ass is fat!”
by user55672962 May 4, 2020
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Christmasketball

Dumb ass term for a dumb ass thing. Stupid basketball game during Christmas. Why not just say "Merry Christmas from the NBA" or sum like it.
David: AYe dude wanna watch some Christmasketball with me??
Eddie: are you speaking panamanian?
by queenie506 November 10, 2020
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