Christcakes

A mix of words Christ and Cake. Always used in plural form. Use it the same way as you'd use "Oh my God" or "Christ!"

Can also be used in combination with WTF.

1)Holy fucking christcakes! That girl Carolyn has'em big ass titties.

2)WTF Christcakes! What is going on?

by Fucking Russian August 17, 2006

christianese

A communicable language within the Christian subculture with words and phrases created, redefined, and / or patened that applies only to the Christian sphere of influence.

So, I took this girl out and she started asking me if I was saved and she was all into Jesus and the bitch was speaking Christianese

Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

Translation: "I'm totally clueless."

by Randag March 17, 2005

Christianese

Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.

Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.

Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?

by IndieSnob July 3, 2006

chrissakes

A shorthand version of "for Christ's sake."

Chrissakes Katie, tuck your black thong back into your pants. Your mom is here.

by Jerry Pepper June 19, 2011

Christmaker

a christmaker is a girl named mya who cries over boys too much

maddie:Stop being a christmaker and get over that boy

by maddiebaby153 April 3, 2020

Christake

When you make a mistake that is so stupid that it could have been made by Chris. that guy who works in your office who never shuts up!

I accidentally left my water sprinklers on overnight during the freeze and froze up the entire street! What a huge christake!

by Quinton_Woolsey February 4, 2009

Christianese

A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.

Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."

Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."

by golgotha August 15, 2012