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Christmaxed out

the annual maxing out of all resources and credit in the attmept to buy happiness of self and others. happens around the end of every calendar year.

also refers to revulsion experienced after protracted submersion in Christmas products and excessive yuletide activity.
Ex 1:

"Hey girl, wana go Christmas shopping and out to dinner?"

"No, I can't, my credit cards and bank account are all Christmaxed out."

Ex 2:
Brooke couldn't wait to take down the tree and put the ornaments away. After weeks of shopping, decorating, baking, and visiting, she was broke, exhausted, and thoroughly Christmaxed out.
by alithegreat December 9, 2012
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Christmaxxing

‘Christmaxxing’ is the act of bettering your life by inviting the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart and accepting His offering of salvation and eternal life
Bro 1: “What happened to name? He’s been different lately.

Bro 2: “He’s been Christmaxxing”

Bro 1: “Wow, he seems a lot happier now!”
(Hint Hint)
by unknown1•16 December 28, 2023
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christmasXolive

a girl mentioned in a flamingo video shes a fucking dickhead
christmasXolive IS A DICKHEAD😭😭😭😭
by Hellueah December 6, 2025
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Faux Christmaux

The celebration of Christmas on a day other than December 25, usually with your in-laws, because you are celebrating on Christmas Day with your family (or vice versa).
Faux Christmaux will be held on the weekend between Christmas and New Year's this year.
by MauxJaux December 29, 2013
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Christmahanukwanzathon

The name you assign to a birthday party, especially if:
1). Your birthday happens to fall during that unfortunate period after Christmas but before New Years eve.

2). You love tolerance, partying and a consuming a famous drink known as the Jonathan Nauck.
3). You NEED to get that last little bit of love out of your system before "The Man" starts holding you down (with his iron fist) once again.
1."Damn, Sheila, I haven't walked right since Christmahanukwanzathon"!

"Well, I guess not, Renee. You was twerkin' on everything but a lamp post"!

2. "Dude, did you see Bill last night? That boy is NASTY!"

"Don't be hatin', bro. Christmahanukwanzathon brought out the beast in that man".

"The beast or the devil or some shit. Either way, he best be apologizin' to my sister on Monday"!
by Black Panties December 27, 2013
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christiarya

Fine ash!! Is loyal as can be. Alway has this one special person in mind. Is selfish with realtionships and wants bae all to self. Has a big future planned ahead. Blessed
Christiarya is very special in this large world and is very gifted.
by Christiarya December 8, 2017
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chrismaren

A perfect friend that you need in your life
Sweet

One of a kind

Cute

Crispy AsF

Beautiful + pretty

Beautiful angel
CHRISMAREN is a perfect angel that fall from heaven babes.
by XXLevenXX November 16, 2018
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