Chopped-in-half

An adjective describing in its essential, most literal sense, ones state of intoxication by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. More commonly used as an adjective describing ones behaviorisms as similar to those expressed while intoxicated by a drug such as cocaine or marijuana.

Damn, I'm so chopped in half right now, i dont even know where I am. I sure could use some smoked ham, no, wait i already had some.

by Aete Bawl December 25, 2003

Chopped the loaf

When some one does something idiotic, forgetful, or stupid.

Damn dude, Stacy really chopped the loaf on that science exam

by Gilchrispy December 18, 2012

chopped mcdonalds

unbelieveably stupid. so stupid unbelieveably is spelt wrong.

Evan, you are absolute chopped mcdonalds! Why would you do that?!

by dicedmcdonalds August 27, 2018

twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.

"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."

by voorheez January 16, 2008

finger chopper

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.

I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!

by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015

Copple

To engage in sex. To copulate. Can used with "ed" and "ing" suffixes.

Ooh! Look at those squirrels copple!!
or
Sorry I didnt answer the phone Bill and I were coppling.

by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008

screwed and chopped

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.

david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped

by nine February 21, 2004