someone who does shitty things that aren't illegal (maybe slightly illegal) for their own benefit. not to be confused with "assholes" who do shitty things that don't benefit anybody.
chooch: taking someone else's drink if they ordered the same thing at Starbucks so you don't have to wait and they do
by ass violator 9000 October 21, 2013

a very strange and ackward word...commonly confused with the word cooch....This word was first founded in the town of Eastbridgewater, MA..Only foreigners from east of the bridge use it most commonly "tardie"...It is often used in refference to someone who is very stubborn, dimwitted, and does not like to listen to other people...
by Billllly July 16, 2007

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.
by zomgPeterson September 28, 2008

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 23, 2006

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..
by Ben September 14, 2004

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.
The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.
George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.
by jones June 15, 2004

by wawa12345 July 28, 2012
