Chong

A synonym for a vape or can be used as a verb to vape. Mainly used in the UK by teenagers to seem coo

"Give us a chong"- Let me have a puff/drag of your vape
"Hugo passed Lucas his chong after he was finished"

by Theflowerpot February 10, 2019

Chong

What private school boys say when they want to use a vape but don’t want the teachers to find out

Oi let’s go for a chong sesh

by Fatboi1234 April 16, 2019

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chong

Gradation above a chode but below a dong

Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.

by K fire February 2, 2020

Chong

To take a fat tip of a vape

Oi dickhead give me a Chong

by Jajshxnxsndn July 16, 2020

Chong

The movement a pigeon makes when walking

Watch that pigeon Chong down the road!

by Stereoroad June 7, 2020

Chong

1. Tommy Chong- A Chinese-Canadian actor known for the movie: "Up in Smoke" and smoking hella weed.
2. Chinese-Dong- An American racial slur poking fun at the penis size of Asian-Americans.
3. An Asian from the hood.
4. A respectful way to say Chink.

"Damn, that Chong smoked the whole bag!"
"I'll never understand how Kevin get's so much pussy with that tiny chong of his."

by Big Chong September 26, 2020