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Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010
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choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.
I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!
by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014
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cooling tower

Cooling towers are heat removal devices used to transfer process waste heat to the atmosphere. Cooling towers may either use the evaporation of water to remove process heat and cool the working fluid to near the wet-bulb air temperature or rely solely on air to cool the working fluid to near the dry-bulb air temperature. Common applications include cooling the circulating water used in oil refineries, chemical plants, power stations and building cooling. The towers vary in size from small roof-top units to very large hyperboloid structures that can be up to 200 metres tall and 100 metres in diameter, or rectangular structures that can be over 40 metres tall and 80 metres long. Smaller towers are normally factory-built, while larger ones are constructed on site.
the cooling tower is working well the water temp is low
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Chowing Section

When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'
Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!

or

"How'd the exam go bro?"

"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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cooling my heals

Man, I started off my morning of work and ran out of interviews. Now, I'm just cooling mu heals until my LCO meets up with me to get the rest for the day.

He/She's just cooling her heals for the afternoon.

All that bad mouthing about peoples downfalls and some just really don't get caught up in the game like that and cool them heals until the smoke clears.

My guy said he had to meet a man about a dog. Just cooling my heals until dude man decides to get back with me on the last order.
by UnderTheFlood'sRight May 17, 2010
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Chilington

Chilington is a state of mind where everything is completely chilled.
last night watching television I was at chilington
by bigboy500 November 9, 2010
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choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1
Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital
by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017
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