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Chipotle Stew

The result of eating at chipotle, your toilet becomes a giant crock pot
Marge: "Homer let's get Chipotle."
Homer: "Even after cleaning last week's Chipotle Stew?"
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Chipotle lollipop

The act of performing oral sex on a pink sock.
When Nick went to prison, his cell mate gave him a chipotle lollipop.
by Assdinger November 5, 2020
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chipotle

v.verb: the act of exploding fiery blackbeans, meat, rice, and appropriate mexican toppings out of your asshole as a result of eating chipotle burritos. Commonly referred to as diarrea.
After going to Chipotle n. with her friend Michele, Nicole chipotle'd both her pants and her parents bathroom for 2 days straight.
by blackbeans :) November 23, 2010
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chipotlegasm

1.The feeling experienced by the orderer of a Chipotle buritto when the orderer watches the people at Chipotle Mexican Grill assemble his/her burrito.

2. The feeling experience felt when taking the first few bites of a Chipotle buritto.
" Dude when they were rolling my burtito, I had such a big chipotlegasm that people started giving me funny looks."

"I had a huge chipotlegasm when the hot explosion of beef, guac, rice, salsa, and love from my Chipotle burrito entered my mouth."
by The Miles Finch December 27, 2009
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Chipotlaid

To receive sexual favors from a girl after buying her chipotle
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you got head from Amanda after you two got chipotle last night
Guy 2: Yeah man, I got chipotlaid.
by Capo di tutti capi December 1, 2013
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chipoltle away

the common use for cleaning blood stains from underwear. it originated on south park, the common comedy show for teens.

after eating chipoltle you may expirience rectal bleeding, causing the aid to use chipoltle away.
Girl 1: Man we need to warn Alicia Keys about chipoltle!
Girl 2: I know, she might have a bloody incedent.
Girl 1: That's okay, she will just have to use CHIPOLTLE AWAY!
by honeycombkitty March 16, 2010
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chipotlegasm

the act of having an orgasm due to the idea of chipotle.
Yesterday, on the way to chipotle I had a chipotlegasm.
by ashleyyyyyyyyyy March 15, 2009
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