Cheezism

The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)

I am a Cheezist. I believe in Cheezism and believe that everything is made of cheese. Cheezism is the best religion.

by Cheezist December 1, 2021

fo cheezey

fo sho. for reals.

word.

My photoshoot last night was great, fo cheezey!

by focheezey April 12, 2010

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

SOME ONE WHO GOES ON A BINGE OF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL.

IS RON STILL DOING THAT SHIT?
MAN, THAT BROTHER IS DIRTY FROM THE CHEEZE

by ED "MOFO" RO August 23, 2011

Green Bay Cheez-it

The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.

Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"

Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.

by N. Igger October 19, 2009

head cheeze

The crusty or solid formation of furmunda on the head of the penis. Furmunda is normally found in a liquid or slime state, but can develop into head cheeze especially after prolonged periods of sexual encounters with poor hygiene following. Head cheeze can be found anywhere on the head of the uncircumcized penis or in the fleshy folds at the base of the head of the circumcized penis.

Dude, take a shower. I can smell your nasty head cheeze from here.

by centaurokc March 4, 2006