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Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.
"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel
by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012
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cheeping

Person 1: bro what you get up to yesterday?
Person 2: cheeping all day and night man!
Person 1: tubular!
by ghostintheforest October 30, 2018
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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raw cheeking

Combination of "raw dogging" and "butt cheeks," describing the act of using a toilet seat, not your own, without protection. The protection in question is toilet paper to line the seat, just as a condom is the protection in question with respect to raw dogging.

It is appropriate to raw cheek in the bathroom of your Immediate and extended family. How far the circle extends to your friends, however, is unclear at this time. At a best friend's house, it is acceptable to raw cheek. The further you get into the realm of a casual acquaintance, though, the more likely it is that you should use toilet paper to line the toilet seat.

Without exception, it is never appropriate to raw cheek in a restroom open to the public.
The old saw goes: Saturday night raw cheeking leads to Monday morning rash.
by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015
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Cheesing

Verb. The use of cat urine excreted by male felines to define their territory as a psychedelic drug. Coined in the South Park episode "Major Boobage"
Sarah: "Bob can't keep from cheesing his brains out"

John: " I know, where does he get that many cats?"
by CZARofLA December 9, 2008
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Cheesing balls

The act of huffing of snorting Cat urine. Cheesing balls involves totally tripping and inducing a euphoric state which leads you to go to the boob fantasyland that the awesome boob princess inhabits

cheesing and all descriptions created by south park
Kenny: Dude im totally cheesing balls! ive got no idea what going on!
Kyle: dude, that will seriously affect your health
by South Park Advocate March 31, 2008
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Cream cheesing her bagel

To shoot ones skeet skeet on a girls bum hole as the grand finale of a sexual adventure
Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009
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