Charvas are duh bestests and weas all cools and stuff like hew We wear da shoes dat better dan dat ovva stuff like boots an stuff like hew. dem goffs are stoopidest cos theys all baggys an stuff. wes all gots stuffs better an livs off da guvenment.
by Rory January 26, 2005
One who politely enquires passers by as to whether or not they have any spare change available for use on public transport.
"Scuse me wor kid, can y help iz oot"?
Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?
Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?
by Steely January 16, 2004
i used to sell the mera peak (berghaus)jackets to the charvas, they would come in an say: " av yee got that bluee borghoose?" i would stand there and ask: "err which one are you after" the reply would be " the blue one like". So after 20mins trying to figure out exactly which one it is ( there are many borghooses) they would finally pay £250 in a wad of tenners, where do they get their money from? Im one of those hippie types not that i have long hair but they always think i am.." howw yee hiipie cunt" i just laugh. no education, no brains too much cheap piss and yes i totally agree kids at the age of 14. they should be wiped from the face of the earth. The Glaswegian name for a charva is NED or Non Educated Delinquient.. very true
by dave February 16, 2005
a radgie group ov kids or demented adults who usually hang round the bak ov supermarkets, lookin for their tango cans 4 their hash
a belta human species who can actually afford the £120 rockie p's and the £350 merra peak bergies. the jewellry is usually very expensive, and yeah, maybe being the local drug dealer helps fund the ever growing trend for hanging baubles from the 'kappa slappa's' ear lobes but so what? every one needs a trademark.. the goths have their freaky makeup, parachute trousers and greasy hair, the charvers have jewellry, rocky p's and burberry caps.
by kezza December 3, 2003
mostly from housin estates in Sunderland and Newcastle...10x the jewellry of a normal person, fake burburry is a must, NOT FORGETTIN! ROCKPORTS,U r not a full charva without them!!!! AND BIG HOOPED EARRINGS.
male species usully walks with his hand down his pants and a wooly hat or cap placed right at the back of his head.
male species usully walks with his hand down his pants and a wooly hat or cap placed right at the back of his head.
ew yea!(oy there)ya daft cunt ya gonna get smacked all awa by awa jimmy.(you are going to get seriously hurt by jimmy.)
by dude November 9, 2003
These people are Kappa wearing illiterate individuals who prey on the old and the weak. They have bad diets and seem to be either drunk or high most of the time. They come from single parent families and think that smacking a baby is called parenting. They are racist and ignorant of what is going on around them. They eat fast food, and have really bad skin. Their men are mostly unemployed and always walking the streets at all times of the day, usually looking to rob a house, car or a person. Their women (or children!) are pregnant at the age of 13-15 and the parents are always pround of their kids. These people need to be rounded up and gassed so that the infection does not spread. Mainland Europe and the rest of the world lives in horror at the Orcs.
Hey man giv us a tab, i fuckin need one. wot u looking at fucking bastad (a Cahrva speaking to his close friend)
by Mishmash January 7, 2004
The definition of charva consists of all of the above, but also includes sub-groups. These being: the 'teeny bopper', the 'trendie', the 'wannebe rock star', the 'band groupie' and any other person who uses the term 'charva' or 'radgie' (towards some one who does not have the common-known traits associated with charvas)in order to insult, hurt and belittle another human being- usuallly someone they are jealous of.
Person who has never been to gig in life: "oh, look at that charva."
Translation: "I am not being myself and I feel insecure. If I give a negative label to that person over there, that will make me look good."
Translation: "I am not being myself and I feel insecure. If I give a negative label to that person over there, that will make me look good."
by dangerous groove September 6, 2004