charva

well solid people who pick on kidz 45 times smaller than them. and drink cheap booz and tinnys in parks while wearing their burbuary cloths and hang around with lasses with about 400 chaains on and ear rings the size of a frige

awer ya ganin to the paark nd dust the rest of our tinys nd chin a cupple of bens

by anth October 21, 2003

charva

Charvas are duh bestests and weas all cools and stuff like hew We wear da shoes dat better dan dat ovva stuff like boots an stuff like hew. dem goffs are stoopidest cos theys all baggys an stuff. wes all gots stuffs better an livs off da guvenment.

"I am a stoopid charva with 3 kids with different women and I am not as hard as I act"

by Rory January 26, 2005

charva

One who politely enquires passers by as to whether or not they have any spare change available for use on public transport.

"Scuse me wor kid, can y help iz oot"?

Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?

by Steely January 16, 2004

charva

a radgie group ov kids or demented adults who usually hang round the bak ov supermarkets, lookin for their tango cans 4 their hash

a belta human species who can actually afford the £120 rockie p's and the £350 merra peak bergies. the jewellry is usually very expensive, and yeah, maybe being the local drug dealer helps fund the ever growing trend for hanging baubles from the 'kappa slappa's' ear lobes but so what? every one needs a trademark.. the goths have their freaky makeup, parachute trousers and greasy hair, the charvers have jewellry, rocky p's and burberry caps.

by kezza December 3, 2003

charva

mostly from housin estates in Sunderland and Newcastle...10x the jewellry of a normal person, fake burburry is a must, NOT FORGETTIN! ROCKPORTS,U r not a full charva without them!!!! AND BIG HOOPED EARRINGS.
male species usully walks with his hand down his pants and a wooly hat or cap placed right at the back of his head.

ew yea!(oy there)ya daft cunt ya gonna get smacked all awa by awa jimmy.(you are going to get seriously hurt by jimmy.)

by dude November 9, 2003

charva

These people are Kappa wearing illiterate individuals who prey on the old and the weak. They have bad diets and seem to be either drunk or high most of the time. They come from single parent families and think that smacking a baby is called parenting. They are racist and ignorant of what is going on around them. They eat fast food, and have really bad skin. Their men are mostly unemployed and always walking the streets at all times of the day, usually looking to rob a house, car or a person. Their women (or children!) are pregnant at the age of 13-15 and the parents are always pround of their kids. These people need to be rounded up and gassed so that the infection does not spread. Mainland Europe and the rest of the world lives in horror at the Orcs.

Hey man giv us a tab, i fuckin need one. wot u looking at fucking bastad (a Cahrva speaking to his close friend)

by Mishmash January 7, 2004

charva

The definition of charva consists of all of the above, but also includes sub-groups. These being: the 'teeny bopper', the 'trendie', the 'wannebe rock star', the 'band groupie' and any other person who uses the term 'charva' or 'radgie' (towards some one who does not have the common-known traits associated with charvas)in order to insult, hurt and belittle another human being- usuallly someone they are jealous of.

Person who has never been to gig in life: "oh, look at that charva."

Translation: "I am not being myself and I feel insecure. If I give a negative label to that person over there, that will make me look good."

by dangerous groove September 6, 2004