charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

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Douche Charming

The man who all women must settle for when they discover that there is no Prince Charming. Often does have good attributes, but is far from perfect.
Term can be replaced with "douche in shining armor."

Woman 1: I can't believe it's finally your wedding day. The dress is perfect and so is your new husband!!

Bride(sarcastically): Yeah, he's a real douche charming...

by AlMcD November 29, 2009

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Charmin Vampire

A person (ass) who drains the toilet paper supply in one sitting and doesn't replace it so that the next person is left to hunt for scraps.

I was just sitting on the toilet yelling for help because of that Charmin Vampire.

by AL-MominTraining July 8, 2011

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charmin

An untrustworthy person, someone who lies or bullshits alot. Also defined as a slacker or someone weak; soft like toilet paper charm pronounced "sharm" is the abbreviated word. charmed "sharmed" To get played by someone

Yo stop charmin. I ain't got time for no charmin right now. Why you trying to charm me, huh? Yo he be charmin for no reason. "Yo man she straight charmin you, why you paying for her shit anyway?" Damn, you got charmed like that!?

by Mighty Mike October 3, 2007

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