Chaise longue

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.

I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.

by Maverick Fischer April 19, 2022

chainsaw noob

An expression used on gears of war by pissed of gamer to describe a guy that is skilled enough to maneuver their shots and get close enough to chainsaw them.

noob who keeps getting chainsawed: waaahh! chainsaw noob keeps killing me!! Stop it or I'll give you a bad report!

The so called chainsaw noob: ermm.. First, you can't report me for killing you. Second I'll stop when you manage to kill me

by safeway XD May 29, 2007

Chairsexual

The state of only being sexually attracted to chairs. Often confused with asexuality, a chairsexual person is often recognized by an almost sigh-like sound coming from the mouth when one sits. Another sign of a chairsexual is having a specific seat in which the person always sits and becomes upset when another person sits in their 'spot'.

Frank: Brad, we could've sworn you were asexual!
Brad: Nope, I'm just chairsexual.
Frank: What?
Brad: I get a boner when I see a chair.
Frank: Is that why you always sit in the same seat when you come to my house?
Brad: Yeah, that recliner is so sexy...
Frank:...

Some may say that Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory is a chairsexual, since he has a 'spot' and refrains from any other sexual activity.

by Bosami November 19, 2013

Chalisse

A beautiful girl, both inside and out, who is very stylish and loves to have fun.

Chalisse has got it going on!

by ChicaLanika March 12, 2009

In Chains

To be pussy whipped.
On a short rope
Having a girlfriend that wears the pants

"Oh man Liam H and I were going to hang out but then his bitch girlfriend ally said he wasn't allowed too."
"Wow damn hes fucking in chains

by marcthesharkslayer May 6, 2015

kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.

Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Chainsaw

A concoction of ice cold tequila, tabasco, Roses, and lemon-lime mix Garnished with black pepper. Co-invented by the LV4.

After the Cubbies game the LV4 headed to the Gingerman to have a few chainsaw shots along with their brewskis.

by LV4 February 6, 2008